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 The Scottish

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone." 

 Wrong Marriage

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman. 

Longest Word in English Language 

What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
  

The Elephant 

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.


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